Oh...this is too easy
Imagine my excitement after I saw this image in all of it's comidic possibilities. Captions for
this picture are flying out of me like Montezuma's Revenge from a neophyte traveller! Some analogy! [w/pun] I'm distracted. It's now 4am, couldn't sleep. C-pap filling me with so much air, I woke up as a human balloon floating towards the ceiling but...I digress. Headline #1 could read: Two Fossils Travolta Nabbed By Love-Struck Prehistoric Waterfoul: Is This Love or Sodomy?