Thursday, December 22, 2005


I don't know if you've been watching the news this year but it seems like there's a pattern of the absurd that occurs periodically on any given day. Like three semi weird news items in a row, like the writers have been listening to SNL Larry King spoofs and thinking this should be their model for reporting to an AADD world. World. Rock my world...uh...where was I...

Here's my experience today:

Letterman Lawyers Fight Restraining Order - Yahoo! News
Dave has been caught sending cryptic messages to a woman in SantaFe 'who contends the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host.

Okay then...
Here's an article on the Notorious B.I.G.
posthumas record [OH- 'scuse me...CD]
release party where four people are stabbed and shot in the tradition of any really great rappers CD release party.

I had just missed posting about the death of an influential ex-gang leader who had seemed to turn over a new leaf long before his execution, influencing youths to seek a peaceful solution rather than gang violence...

Oh! there's more but I have to run. Oh yeah, Merry Christmas to Charlie Mansion* and his clan who continue to influence the youth as well...

sxsw & bad blogger

SXSW 2006

SHE SAYS:You've been a baaaaad blogger. Bad Blogger! Five months for a new post? You should be stripped of your blogger badge! If you promise to blog again and consistently, I'll take you to Austin to see the Big Show at SXSW and maybe let you talk on a panel, k?

HE SAYS[full of rue]:Oookay...I promise.
Yes you've heard it here first folks; I'm going to blog consistently from now on, onward, you know, onwardly, consistently onwardly, onwardly consistent...oh nevermind.

But you know something, I don't feel a bit bad about riding Jeneane's coattails to "blogger fame".

Afterall in 1985 I got her voice and an album credit on an internationally released album/record [LP/cassette remember those?/CD a NEW recorded medium]. Boy, I tell you, we ALL made a killing off of that record!

Checks in the mail...20 years later she's more than returned the favour.

THANKS HONEY and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee's the LINK

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Hi Everybody
I've been told that I NEED to blog. I've been meaning to, believe me! Reading Yahoo News takes up alot of my time. Just look at some of these headlines:

In the News 6:38pm, Wed Dec 21
• Senate blocks oil drilling in Alaska refuge [Those bastards! Who needs a refuge?!]
• Jail threat ups ante for NYC union leaders [Now, you KNOW this isn't the AFofM putting their neck on the line...]
• Annan slams media, outlines U.N. goals [Let's have some fun and play word twist with this: Annan outlines media goals to slam UN...]
• Court ruling won't stop evolution row - experts
• New gov't center to focus on bioterror threats [This is great news! You guys can start with the AIDS virus, k?]
• Abbas' aides talk of postponing elections [I didn't know ABBA had that kind of political power, did you?]
• Christmas supplies headed to space station [Even the supplies got disgusted with the commercialism and decided to un-ass the earth...]
• 3 stabbed at Notorious B.I.G. record party [Now tell the truth: what would a rapper's CD release party be if there wasn't a stabbing, huh?]
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